Warning... might cause nausea

This is my husband: Collin Kelley Jones. This is what you should know about him:

- He shaves his head once a week because he feels like he has a fro otherwise.

- He hates to smile in pictures... but I can convince him to! He usually smirks.

- He loves to fish.

- He has a sister named Amy who I REALLY need to get to know. I wish we lived closer so we could spend more time together.

- His mom's name is Meleah and his dad's name is Kelley. Super sweet family.

- He is resistant to change, but comes around to most things with gentle, patient persuasion.

- He loves dogs, but doesn't want one cause it is so much work.

- He says he hates my cat, but I catch him holding her all the time! He whistles at her like she's a dog.

- He teaches elementary PE with Ms. Bills. They are like the superheroes of PE!

- He is really great when I'm upset. He has a way of calming me down and helping me see past the present into the future.

-He loves to go to the park.

- He is beatable in mini-tini.

- Mashed potatoes are/is his favorite food on the planet.

- He makes piles... of everything! Never in it's proper place, but neat and tidy.

- He is much more silly around me than most people. He makes me laugh more than any person I've ever met.

- He refused to take meds even if he is dying.

- He played high school basketball.

- He is a wonderful new uncle.

- He is super close to his dad's side of the family. His cousins are practically siblings to him.

- He is most comfortable in casual clothes and tennis shoes.

- He doesn't sing in the shower... or really anywhere. He mumbles in church sometimes and plays with me at home, but prefers just to listen.

- He procrastinates and gets grumpy when I make him clean the house.

- He lets me think I can whoop him!

- He steals pillows.

- He once accidentally stole chapstick from wal-mart!

- He drives a white truck identical to my father's. lol

- His first truck was totalled by a drive-by smoker! (the guy bent down to get his cigarette and crashed into his truck!)

- He broke his finger once.

- He is just like his dad's dad. I know he is so proud of it too.

- He is a Christian.

- He loves his job and those that he works with.

- He likes to make me laugh by: talking in a British accent with me, doing fake Harry Potter spells on me, calling himself Dobby, tango-ing through the livingroom, exploding biscuits, hiding under the couch cushions, wearing his shorts above his belly-button, acting like he can't hear me until I've said something 3 times!, acting scared of me when I threaten him, and over-reacting to simple things like stubbing his toe!

I guess that is enough for now. Just thought you should get to know him a little bit. He is my knight in shining armor, personal comedian, and hanger of the moon. I feel overwhelmed by his love. My cup overflows. (Sorry if I made you puke with my gushy-ness. I've been waiting for him my whole life... God is good.)